Author Archives: tolstunka

About tolstunka

Just very very talented... what can I do? :) Recently learned that my nakshatra is Purva Phalguni, in case you were wondering...

5 REASONS YOUR CAT IS SMARTER THAN YOU

1. He poops, you scoop! Delightful. I am convinced my cat intentionally poops when I am in the middle of cooking or about to have a meal. I think he takes evil pleasure in seeing me drop everything and attend … Continue reading

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CAT

КОТ 38 зеркал кот у тётки украл. 28 донёс, 10 — кошке под хвост! ——– CAT 38 mirrors the cat stole from his aunt. It brought 28 [to its place] safely, 10 – went under the cat’s tail!* *That’s an … Continue reading

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Goat

КОЗА Выйдешь в поле за капустой— Приводи с собой козу. Пусть она поест немножко, Чтоб потом давала щи. ——— GOAT When you go out into the field to get some cabbage- Bring a goat. Let it eat a little, so that Then it would … Continue reading

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The Dancing Geese

There was once a little gremlin. His name was Mr. Pie. He loved to sing and dance around, And boy, he wasn’t shy! — Once mother goose came to his place, Cute goslings by her side. She asked the gremlin, … Continue reading

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Doodles

For fun…

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What sells on Zazzle?

What sells on Zazzle? Well, I don’t have the stats—Zazzle folks do. 🙂 I did notice that the types of products that are popular in my store are those with [cup]cakes on them (e.g., http://www.zazzle.com/birthday_cake_pattern_on_blue_binder-127384430078442986). Other stuff gets noticed too, … Continue reading

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Zazzle pro-sellers?

I was investigating recently who these people were… Some had really nice high quality designs (with a shop [or shops] typically focused on one theme, like Vintage abc or Halloween xyz) and obviously good software skills… There were also others who had … Continue reading

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STORM

They were hiding under the leaf. It was so dark and cold, and there was absolutely no food, not even a drop. Their bodies were growing numb and stiff. Then, in a split second, things went from bad to desperate … Continue reading

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Birthday cake

Растопырив пальцы ног, встань на праздничный пирог. Чтобы уж наверняка, надо прыгнуть пару раз. И тогда кусочки крема полетят по сторонам— Лицам взрослых, пап и мам! ——- Loose English translation (may re-do it later, so it rhymes): With your toes … Continue reading

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King

Many priviliges and responsibilities. Has charisma, but needs to make sure he is not abusing his power. Key is remembering that all power comes from God.

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