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5 REASONS YOUR CAT IS SMARTER THAN YOU

1. He poops, you scoop! Delightful. I am convinced my cat intentionally poops when I am in the middle of cooking or about to have a meal. I think he takes evil pleasure in seeing me drop everything and attend … Continue reading

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Birthday cake

Растопырив пальцы ног, встань на праздничный пирог. Чтобы уж наверняка, надо прыгнуть пару раз. И тогда кусочки крема полетят по сторонам— Лицам взрослых, пап и мам! ——- Loose English translation (may re-do it later, so it rhymes): With your toes … Continue reading

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